People always stop me in the streets to remind me that I am Ray Cotolo, teenage harness handicapper extraordinaire (their words), and not, as one guy called me, “Dweebs McGiggleface.” I usually thank them, because I constantly forget who I am, and then they inquire: “How can I handicap harness races like you?”
I have never answered — just so I can give a mass response to every single person that has asked me this loaded question, as well as to explain why I awkwardly stood silent in front of them.
Now, please note: these are all general ideas to help you handicap like me, Dweebs McGiggleface. I will likely expand on these concepts in future columns.
Opening up the past performances will subject you to a hostile soup of numbers. All of them mean something… and most of them mean nothing. You can go more in depth with this old column from my “Ray on Racing” blog.
Don’t Be Afraid to Lose
Nobody likes wimps, especially the ladies. The best gambles are never guaranteed, so analyzing races more cleverly and, yes, riskily will separate you from the public, allowing for maximum profit potential.
Class and Trip Are Everything
Trips can tell you a horse’s class and ability and a horse’s class can tell you their class and ability. Bad trips at high classes usually signify great horses, while good trips at lower classes usually signify luck.
Ignore the Drivers
Sure, Jigs McDougallkuggs may have won 36 races on a 10 race card at Racino Downs, but who cares? Class and trip are everything. They’ll help you find better prices than betting on Jiggy McDinglekangs.
Class and trip are everything.
You’re now one step closer to being an expert harness handicapper like me, Dweebs Cotoloface! These tips will make you the talk of the racetrack. Everybody will want to talk to you, hear who you like in the next race and, most importantly, want to kill you! But, greatness always comes at a cost.
Now get out there, champ, and conquer the chumps of the world!